This one isn't soaked in beer...

Since Tom says that I know what comes next, I'll play along with this desk of mine (I have two of them, but I keep forgetting to bring my camera to work). As you can see, I wear glasses to use my computer. Mostly I paid $150 for them because they make me look like a writer (no really, future grads, the real world makes you blind). My Harry Potter day calendar says that today is sat/sun May 3/4 and that Professor Umbridge (trademark) surveys the progress that the fifth-year students are making on their O.W.L.s. Somewhere beneath the piles of The Office dvds, I have a bunch of random chocolate my mother hid all over my house for Easter and I pretended I didn't see for 2 months. I really hoped my boyfriend would just eat them, because I'm not really that into chocolate...if everyone else is, let me know, I'll mail them to you with the forever stamps I bought at work or I'll just pass them out the next time we meet. I'm sure I'll still have them. Maybe we can use them to bribe Katie M to come back to Boston!