A Present for KG

Once you have signed up as an author, which I am sure you all have done immediately upon recieving the invitation, posting is easy (no matter how extensively HTML tags scare KG).

1. Access http://www.blogger.com/, enter your Username (which is your email address) and your Password, and click the blue Sign In button. This is known to the educated in-crowd as "signing in."

2. Click the New Post link (located next to the green +, below the title "The Attic Office").

3. Here comes the hard part. Take a deep breath.

4. In the Title field, enter the title of your post.

5. In the large, white, unlabeled field, enter a string of words (preferabley ones that, together, convey a larger message to your audience. Start with a sentence and build from there).

6. To include a picture:
A. Click the icon that looks like a tiny boring hill under a tiny boring blue sky (to the right of the spell check icon). The Upload Images window opens.
B. Click the Browse button and select the image file from the special hiding place on your computer.
C. Choose a layout. The handy icons show you what each option looks like.
D. Select an image size. The options are limitless (just kidding, there are only three options, sorry).
E. Select the I accept Terms of Service checkbox. Click Upload Image.
F. Wait for image to upload (stare absently at the wall pondering your career options with the new skills you are learning). Once uploaded, click Done.

7. When post is composed and you have proofread it a minimum of 8 times, click Publish Post.

8. Breath sigh of relief.