There were no silences. Only pauses shaped like dinosaur pancakes.
Things of import (not in chronological order):
-We must focus more heavily on posting crap/bad writing
-Everyone responds to Katie Moulton
-Katie Moulton is the homecoming queen
-Have you heard of sporcle.com?
-Why aren't you eating more ham?
-Frank wants you to eat more ham.
-Did you know TAO had a kitchen? Shocking
-Andy Goldsworthy is everywhere (personal observation)
-Shana wants to be Katie Moulton's Facebook friend
-A brontosaurus had two brains, one in its butt
-Manila envelopes don't go bad or breed to make more
-Get insurance, pay your taxes, and then write until your eyes fall out
-Japan has internet in the bathroom
-Sometimes old men running lit journals from shacks get grumpy, but it's acceptable
-Shana laughs a lot
-Polish writers were powerful because they stuck together
-It's not Tom's fault when Shana laughs a lot
And you know what comes next: everyone posts pictures of their desks. And then their notebooks. And then they are hooked.
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